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Nuttin' For Christmas

I broke my bat on Johnnys head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sisters bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me. Oh,

I'm gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas;
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas,
Cause I aint been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack in my teachers chair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Susie's hair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants,
Climbed a tree and tore my pants,
Filled the sugar bowl with ants;
Somebody snitched on me.

I'm gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas;
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas,
Cause I aint been nuttin' but bad.

I wont be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He wont come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year Ill be going straight;
Next year Ill be good, just wait;
I'd start now but its too late;
Somebody snitched on me.

I'm gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas;
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas,
Cause I aint been nuttin' but bad.

So better be good whatever you do,
Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get Nuttin' For Christmas.